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Recent Movie Reviews


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Where DID you get that picture?

If that is you in that picture, then I was right.

Don't drink and flash kids.

A Scary Tale A Scary Tale

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

So this is a true story?

You'd think this would happen in a bar in New Jersey, not Pittsburgh.

-Life -Life

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nicely Done!

It was very artistic. All flash movies should be made this way. Keep up the good work!

Recent Game Reviews

Bill the Demon Bill the Demon

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It was good.

Innovative indeed. Unlike most platform jumpers which get repetitive and boring. You have some neat concepts there. The sprites were just okay. Being a pixel artist myself, I felt obliged to say that they could have been worked on a tad, but ya know, they were good. Just could have been better.

Fresh Prince vs. The KKK Fresh Prince vs. The KKK

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good game

I must say, the KKK needs an asskicking. I'm the guy who sent 2 different branches of the KKK a letter from 'the other branch' calling them liberal queers. I started a mini-civil war (^_^)
I'd have given you a 10, but the graphics need work. Great job!

Xiao Xiao No. 4 Xiao Xiao No. 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

'xiao xiao' is Chinese for 'small' or
'few' depending on how it is written. This is a masterpiece (as is all xiao xiao) but I gave it a nine on style because of all of the shitty stick flashes in the portal inspired by its glory.

Recent Art Reviews

Path Path

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I think this is considerably better than your other work, not to discredit those, but this stands out.

The landscape is drawn very very well, especially considering how this is only in black and gray.

You use the crease between the two sketchbook pages artistically, which is really original and appropriate with the theme - the crease forms a "path" through your painting.

This is surreal but not as abstract as your other work.

Good good good

CptBeefcake responds:

Really? I've never thought this to be as refined as my other works, I'm surprised that you thought this one stood out. I've never thought of it as a good stand alone, rather an ink painting just to tag along with all the other quick studies I've done. I can't say its detailed but I can definitely agree it draws in the viewer, especially with the void in between the two pages.

Sketchbook Dropout Sketchbook Dropout

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Workingmen are by far the most interesting subject of a painting.

You can see the down-to-earth struggle of daily life. It's applicable to everybody.

Your choice of gray for the skin shows nobility in "toughing it out" through hard labor.

I like this a lot

Girl in Ink Girl in Ink

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simple but Provocative

This is more impressive than you might realize.

The division of colors draws my attention to the eyes, the nose, and especially the lips.

This drawing is intensely psychological with almost sexual undercurrents.

This piece is remarkable because of the way the figure's personality is expressed, it exudes sexuality without nudity and other emotions with its mixed facial expressions.

Sort of like a puzzle

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SevenSeize responds:

That's exactly what I was going for. Thank you for the review. :-)